Making Waves

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I am a whole lot of things with lots of fancy titles and I'd gladly rattle them off for you sometime. But here is where I'm a person.

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via an-incendiary-buss)



What if you replaced the word straight with gay in contexts that totally don’t make sense? 

"Wait, so let me get this gay…"

"You’re going gay to hell!"

"Use the ruler to draw a gay line."

-“Would you like a vodka on the rocks?” 

-“Yeah, gimme it gay.”

"Let me gayen up your collar a little bit!"



photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.

(via misstilliedee)



fishingboatproceeds:

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

image

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.

AHHH That’s terrifying. 

(via misstilliedee)



somefancyname:

Marriage is not about religion.

Atheist marry.

Marriage is not about procreation.

The infertile marry.

Marriage is not about finances.

It can weave poverty.

Marriage is about love

That’s it. 

And that’s beautiful

(via beware-of-ginger)