is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
What if you replaced the word straight with gay in contexts that totally don’t make sense?
"Wait, so let me get this gay…"
"You’re going gay to hell!"
"Use the ruler to draw a gay line."
-“Would you like a vodka on the rocks?”
-“Yeah, gimme it gay.”
"Let me gayen up your collar a little bit!"
if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn
if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus
that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
so what happened when triplets were born
Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
What I find fascinating is that they appear to go in much faster than they come out. Hank, explain this to me using science.
AHHH That’s terrifying.